is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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