guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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