Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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