Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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