STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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