Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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