I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
you never un-have a 4some
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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