the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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