I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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