he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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