We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Randomize
