What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it hurts more in the daytime
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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