did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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