Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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