Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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