Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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