I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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