I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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