Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
