just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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