Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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