i just google imaged poop.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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