Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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