i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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