then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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