Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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