Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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