We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
