So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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