Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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