out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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