But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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