"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think your dad took our porno
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
