Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
This is classic penis vs brain.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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