He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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