i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I showed him my bush... on skype.
someone owes me an orgasm
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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