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• (214): View more from Texas

  She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina

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