Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
