community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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