She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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