It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
