i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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