hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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