He is an equal opportunity slut.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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