Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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