he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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