We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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