I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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