it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
