Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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