how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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