You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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