I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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