using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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