we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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